9 Months - How I feel - Complete With Visual Aids

My ability to grip items can be summed up in one word, non-existant. I drop everything and when I muster the willpower to pick it up off the floor, I do it with the grace of a dwarf on stilts.

I have the alluring waistline of Homer Simpson.

When walking, I have the unmistakeable teetering gait of E.T. or Yoda, yet sadly with none of the superpowers.


Weight gain, swelling, and hormones have turned me into a bear. Hornery, lazy, and huge.


And to top it all off, I have accumulated the recall ability and razor sharp wit of an ostrich.


That's how I feel, no complaints, just statin' the facts. :) Yay for pregnancy!!!